k1ttietr0n2096

Let me tell you about my trip away...

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:58:43 GMT

So I haven't updated this thing in ages. I am a cat, I have running and biting and killing and sleeping to do. Besides, its difficult to type coherently in your language with paws.

Things have been up and down. I got left alone for a couple of days this time last year, I had plenty of food and water and somewhere to you-know go but I wasn't too keen, I much prefer being an outdoors cat. So once I could get out again I did this for a little while:

That showed them.

After about a week I decided I had tortured them enough and would come back. The stories that I was discovered in the tree across the road yelling my head off and looking very thin and sorry for myself indeed were greatly exaggerated to my mind. I was bloody glad to get back inside and have a good meal and didn't go out again for a couple of days though.

Now, when they go away over night I prefer to stay outside. I can feed myself after all and there are plenty of comfortable places to sleep in the long grass out there. I think I made my preference known. Job done.

Right, I have brought them a mouse, a blue tit and a wren since yesterday, I wonder if they will need something else for dinner?.....

Finally a new update from me

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 22:27:42 GMT

Well, I haven't posted on this in sometime...

I am no longer a teeny ball of fluff but a big scary cat! I hunt (mainly flies which are yum), I defend my territory including from the pesky fox who hangs around (no fox hunting with dogs they say but no one said anything about cats) and I just had my very first taste of adult cat food and I like the big meaty bits very much.

My favourite food is now sausages and my favourite way to sleep is upside down in a sort of Superman flying-like position.

I also have a boyfriend but he is kinda camera shy right now.
Anyway, there have been lots of pictures of me since the last post so I guess we'd better get on with them...

Now, I don't like to dwell on the fact that I've had a little surgery since you saw me last but a little tummy tuck did me no harm. I was a little off for a few days but soon I was feeling ok and dutifully posing to show of my bald patches.

A little one on my leg from the drip:

One under my chin:

And a big one on my side:

I was ever so good at leaving the stitches alone though and still managed to look regal while slightly bald:

I see you:

As soon as I was able to after that I was back out and about. It would have been sooner if I'd had my way but people kept closing doors on me.

Me 'n Tut, close friends we are:

Fences, very good for peeking through when broken:

Teasels, good for playing with:

And foot stools, good for collapsing on after all that being out and about:

We nearly had a flood recently but I was ok, I had my catship!

My favourite sleeping position:

And here I am smiling because I have found a cushion in the middle of everything:

And some bugger macro-ed me! But I can laugh at myself...I suppose *grumble*

Well, thanks for stopping by. That has been far too long for me to sit still, I'm off to find something to stretch out on. Preferably something someone else needs.

Cat Mat

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 16:34:21 GMT

No one told this kittie its called a mouse mat, not a cat mat...

But she's certainly not giving it back...

This kittie has the best taste in movies

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 20:52:33 GMT

Kittie's Christmas

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:27:21 GMT

So this Christmas thing.
I kinda liked it.

The humans were erecting a new construction in the corner of the room which, of course I was only too willing to help with...

It looked rather good if I do say so myself.

Good for climbing that is! I thought the humans looked stressed so I cheered them up with a game of spot the Kittie...

Peek-a-boo!

Can't see me now!

I think they enjoyed it. They certainly jumped up and down and waved their arms about a lot.

Eventually, I did make it to the top!

All that climbing was pretty tiring so I pulled down a bit of the glittery stuff to have something soft to have a kip on...

Couldn't sleep all the time though, there were things in bags that got covered in paper. I helped with that too...

And then I found a new toy, another thing I pulled off the climbing frame...
(She looks like uncle Fester with a light bulb in his mouth!)

I couldn't have fun all the time though and being the helpful Kittie that I am, I thought I would help with the washing...

"What do you mean I'm not very helpful?" *hurt*

I also got lots of lovely new things to play with thanks to cygninae and pogona for the thing that makes me loll about on the floor slobbering.

A letter to Santa

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:30:51 GMT

So...I hear we get to ask for stuff. I like stuff...all I have to do is write to a fat guy and I get things to play with? I like this deal.

So fat dude, listen up.

I'm the cutest kitten around here and everyone knows cuteness gets you things in life.
Oh, I have to be good to get things? Right, ok, well, I've been pretty good too. I have shown off my amazing climbing powers on the curtains, my excellent attack powers on people's feet and climbed on top of things and brought them back for the humans even when they didn't even want them. I alwasy use my litter tray perfectly and when the humans are looking a bit funny I sit on them and purr, I also lick them when wet stuff comes out of their eyes.

So here's what I want...

All this stuff looks pretty good to me but most of all I would like one of these or something similar, I don't like the ones covered in carpet though, sisal rope rocks my world. Apparently we don't have the room for one but if the humans just got rid of some of their stuff then I think I could have one.

Something like this looks pretty cool er warm, might be cosy for the rest of the winter.

I've heard a lot about these and I have never tried drugs before and I think I will be grown up enough by Christmas to give them a go.

My favourite food is from Felix I'm not sure who that is but if he has any treats they would be excellent.

Ok, so thats it really. If things could come wrapped in really scrunchy paper with ribbons to jump at and boxes to get inside that would be the best thing ever!

I think I'm supposed to leave out some food an alcohol for you in excahnge for these things but my lack of opposable thumbs makes that pretty difficult. How about we strike a deal? You bring me stuff, I'll look cute and purr at you?

Cheers Santa, you're a good bloke.

Much purring,

Kittietron.

Some more of my many talents

Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:01:44 GMT

Another of my not inconsiderable talents; contortionism!

Water? Bah, doesn't scare me! I'll just have a quick drink:

Then I'll wash my paws afterwards, can't bare untidy kittens:

Psychedelic trippy kitten!!!

And back to sleep:

Interpid Adventures

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:48:43 GMT

I have been being intrepid the last few days. Climbing is my particular talent.

Both climbing along things....

And climbing upside down...

Balancing on things is pretty good too.
I have no idea why humans sit on these the other way...

I have also started writing my autobiography, 'Kittietron, The Early Weeks'...

C'mon, who hasn't fallen asleep at the keyboard? Typing is hard for for a 10 week old!

There is one thing these humans do that I really don't get at all.
I think it may be a very large drinking fountain...

Now seeing as I am a cybernetic kitten from the future I am pretty sure that I aught to get a recharge now and then...

If I could just work out where to plug this in...

Y'know, I don't think this is the right size...

Danger Kittie

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:09:26 GMT

Today I showed my humans a new side of myself.
I think I have them well trained enough now. Food arrives every 5 hours so I don't have to ask for it anymore, I know it will be there.

A great love of mine is leather. It makes me...makes me...well, sleepy actually.

And there is nothing I like more than a little wild animal taming. See how I have total control of the dinosaur enabling me to put my entire head in its mouth...

Just call me "Danger Kittie".

Claw clipping and harness wearing, so many new things.

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:40:46 GMT

First thing this morning I did this:

It didn't go down too well so then I got my claws clipped just enough to stop damaging people. Didn't like it much and whined a bit but I suffered through.

Here I am displaying my superior computer skills. Ph34r my 733t skillzzz puny human:

I am also learning to wear my harness today, I don't like that much either but it does give me something to chew on instead of someone's sewing work. I'm pretty ok with it now though and pooped from exploring upstairs for the first time today.

minxing around

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 14:00:38 GMT

Today is the second day she's been here and she's getting even more pesky now. Munching on my arm seems to be a favourite, as is biting knees!

She'll be 8 weeks old tomorrow and is still practicing her leaping and balancing. Today's trick was climbing the chair. She actually spent a lot more time falling backwards off the chair than balancing on it but I'm starting to get worried about all the things I put up out of her reach.

She's a big fan of Cubase, well, the box anyway...

And she's practiced her scary hallowe'en face for the day...grrrrr...

All that's been rather tiring for such a small thing so then it was time to crash.

K1ttietr0n's first day home

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:52:43 GMT

For the first evening all she wanted to do was be cuddled.

She is fantastically well trained and will purr at you as soon as you get near but her favourite thing is to sleep on people's shoulders.

The next morning she got a bit more interested in things and leaped straight into the flower pot.

Three weeks old.

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:04:02 GMT

More pictures of k1ttietr0n2096 with siblings.
They are three weeks old here.

They are probably two girls and a boy but we haven't decided which one is coming home with us yet.

The reason the poor little thing is currently working under the name of k1ttietr0n2096 is to do with a long standing theory that everything sounds cool and futuristic if you add the suffix -tron 3000 to it, for instance I am typing this entry on my computer-tron 3000, see cool ;) And the 3000 became 2096 as it sounded more manga. I am quite insistant that the little mite get a 'real' name as well much in the same way that our lj names are rarely our real ones but k1ttietr0n is already starting to stick :/

K1ttietr0n a few hours old

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 17:23:15 GMT